Bud Light star's new book flops despite major media promotion

Joel Abbott

Mar 12, 2025

Sad! Not good!

(It's actually dropped even further since Walsh posted this!)

Walsh notes that Dylan - a failed stage actor who was invited to speak with Joe Biden at the White House simply because he started pretending to be a "girl" on TikTok - was promoted by multiple major outlets this last week alongside the launch of his new book, "Paper Doll."

(My favorite headline is "Dylan Mulvaney dreams of privacy" ... as he does a major book tour on the national stage.)

The book includes endorsements from celebrities like Paris Hilton and Kristin Chenoweth, and "queer" activists like Glennon Doyle and Jonathan Van Ness, the genderfluid comedian who teaches Elmo to dress in drag on Sesame Street (hide yo kids).

Let's look at CBS, which used an airbrushed/makeup-heavy photo of Dylan to make him look more feminine (you don't hate journalists enough). The major U.S. network aired a fluff piece on Dylan's new book for their national morning audience 👇

Dylan has a regular 5 o'clock shadow. He's not a woman. He's an actor, and outlets like CBS, The New York Times, Newsweek, and People want us to play along with the act.

Unfortunately, some companies like Amazon are still playing to sick men's sexual fantasies:

Enjoy the rest of your stage show, Dylan.

Let us know when you realize that woke is dead, my dude.


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