This dude had a heck of a New Year's Eve, huh?
Too bad he probably doesn't remember any of it!
Driver: I was just dropping off my friend because I'm the DUI tonight. And I was dropping him off at the In-N-Out off of Temecula ...
Officer: You're the DUI tonight?
Driver: Yes sir.
Officer: Do you mean to say the DD?
He also doesn't know "her" (I'm assuming his girlfriend's) phone number "off his heart."
When subjected to field sobriety tests, his unsteady movements and inability to complete the exercises made it evident he was impaired.
Video footage showed the driver putting up a weak protest when informed he was being placed under arrest, claiming he was only two minutes from his destination. This feeble excuse failed to sway officers, who reminded him of the dangers of drunk driving, even for a short distance.
Reno 911 couldn't have written it better.
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