Seriously. Someone needs to go over and knock on Big Tech's door and see if they've, like, fallen over and can't get up or something.
The e-commerce giant becomes the third tech behemoth to drop out of the trillion-dollar club, with its market cap down more than 44% since last November's peak.
In total, the six largest tech companies have lost a staggering $4.35 trillion in value compared with their respective peaks.
Apple, Microsoft and Alphabet still boast values greater than $1trillion - but these companies have not been immune to huge declines in their stock prices.
Tesla dipped below $1trillion last November, just weeks after it reached the milestone.
Meta, the owner of Facebook and Instagram, joined the exclusive club in June last year but had dropped out by September.
Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg watching the entire world they've built come crashing down:
