Can you guess why this person beat the entire women's division in a major US bicycle race?
· Nov 14, 2022 · NottheBee.com

Ah, it's good to be a sub-par male athlete in today's world.

On Saturday, a biological male won the female's elite division of the Verge Northampton International Cyclocross, held in Northampton, Massachusetts.

Austin Killips, who identifies as a transgender woman, won Saturday's UCI Elite Women's division of the cycling event.

Usually, men competing in women's sports crush their female competitors with no mercy.

But Austin was nice enough to only win by a second.

Killips came in first with a time of 50 minutes, 25 seconds. The second-place finisher, and first among biological women, was Ava Holmgren, with a time of 50 minutes and 26 seconds. Placing third was Lizzy Gunwales, with a time of 50 minutes, 31 seconds.

Live shot of Austin's family and friends cheering him on:

What a sad day for the woman who placed in 4th!

According to Cross Results, over the course of Killips' 3-year span of racing, Killips has come in first in 17 of 57 races. Including first place finishes, Killips has come in the top 50 percent of finishers in 47 races.

Oh well, what's important is that these women got to serve the Patriarchy by affirming a man's delusions.

Thanks, ladies!!


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