Canada celebrates Vulva and Vagina Day without mentioning who owns them
ยท ยท Jun 1, 2022 ยท NottheBee.com

A Liberal loon announced that May 31st is Canada's Vulva and Vagina Day!

And as a Canadian, living in Canada (more like held hostage) I am here to tell you, no.

No, we are not celebrating Vulva and Vagina Day.

Pam Damoff is a Member of Parliament and she stood up in front of everyone and tried not to giggle while saying "vulva" and "vagina" over and over and over again.

For such a woke and progressive group I am pretty surprised that the Liberal party even admitted the existence of vulvas and vaginas!

"Vaginas and vulvas are a source of strength, empowerment and pleasure," MP Damoff expressed in what was basically a version of her very own Vagina Monologue that no one, literally no one, signed up for.

What was more surprising (or maybe not surprising at all ๐Ÿ™„) was that Damoff failed to mention who those naughty bits are attached to!

Not once during her passionate speech did she mention women. Instead, she simply refers to females as "half the world's population."

Less than 30 seconds into her announcement she tied abortion rights into the conversation/new holiday no one was aware of.

Because of course she did...

When you're afraid to gender people who have vaginas but NOT afraid of advocate for killing the unborn, ya need to straight out your priorities, lady.

But rest assured, everyone. Vulva and Vagina Day is definitely NOT a thing in Canada.

Personally, I did not receive any warm wishes or oddly shaped balloons.

Now let's see someone try to make Penis and Testicles Day happen!

I'm joking, please don't do that.

None of this is necessary...

How about letting your citizens travel freely instead of making up dumb holidays just to make yourself feel special??!?

Just sayin...


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