Guys, this is one of those stories where I have to go to lengths to remind you that you are, indeed, reading NOT the Bee.
We have finally reached the satire vs. reality point of singularity.
Not the Bee IS The Babylon Bee now because THIS, well, it's too bizarre to even joke about.
President Joe Biden's son Hunter landed a speaking gig at Tulane University where he will reportedly lecture to a class called "Media Polarization and Public Policy Impacts" on "fake news."
The 10-week course in the fall focuses on "the current state of the media landscape in the United States and how media polarization, fake news and the economics of the new business impact public policymaking in Washington D.C."
The world's most prominent beneficiary of fake news coverage is here to tell the next generation of journalists all about media polarization and fake news.
Of course, there's no denying, he knows the ins and outs of the fake news media.
Here's what the description of this class SHOULD look like:
About the professor: Hunter Biden is one of the most celebrated recipients of fake news coverage in world history. The president's cokehead son, Hunter has been known to avoid serious jail terms and rap sheets simply by receiving copious amounts of false, misleading and/or disingenuous coverage from nearly every major media outlet. The professor lives in a cardboard box near Rehoboth Beach with a stray dog.
Hunter isn't the lone fake news expert who is going to guest lecture for this course. They had to throw in some legit fake news journalists as well.
Hunter, 51, is one of 10 guests scheduled to appear. The others include New Yorker columnist Susan Glasser, Washington Post columnist Margaret Sullivan, CNN correspondent Kylie Atwood, Fox News political analyst and "The Five" co-host Juan Williams, Margaret Brennan of CBS' "Face The Nation," and former White House Coronavirus Task Force member Dr. Deborah Birx.
A legit murderer's row of fake news purveyors and beneficiaries the likes of which have not gathered since, well, the last White House Press Correspondence Dinner.
It's time for The Babylon Bee to pack up shop. We'll take it from here, I guess.
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