Check out the “woman” charged with vandalizing this Tesla dealership in Chicago

Dr. Jones

Mar 18, 2025

With incidents of violence and vandalism against Tesla dealerships and vehicles continuing to occur across the country, one suspect in such a crime in Chicago was arrested. Let's have a look …

Yep, that is one handsome "lady."

Thanks for the laugh, Fox 32 News.

Aside from being the front-runner in a lookalike contest of would-be Trump assassin Thomas Matthew Crooks, 27-year-old Erin L. White is now facing felony charges after allegedly vandalizing a Chicago-area Tesla dealership.

The messages spray-painted on the dealership's windows included "Trans Rights Are Human Rights," "F*** Elon Musk," and "Trump Sold Us."

From Fox 32:

On March 14, Buffalo Grove police responded to a vandalism report at the Tesla Sales, Service, and Delivery Center on Dundee Road at 4:07 p.m.

Erin L. White, 27, was taken into custody and charged with felony criminal damage to property (Class 4 Felony) and criminal trespass (Class B Misdemeanor).

Though police remained tight-lipped about the details of the crime, internet sleuths were already hot on the case:

No word yet on whether or not White, if convicted, would be sent to a women's prison (but it's Illinois, which is ruled by Dems).

Good luck with your legal troubles, sir.


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