We may have kicked our monarch to the curb a few hundred years ago, but America still likes a president with some fire and hutzpah. We want a president who can go toe-to-toe with despots and dictators the world over, swooping in like an eagle as Old Glory waves triumphantly in the wind.
For Obama, it was all about the cool factor. Yes, Obama made sure you everyone knew he was the coolest kid on the block, and would send a few hundred drones after you if you didn't.
Nobody loves himself some Obama more than Obama!
Following Obama's constitution-burning chic, however, came Donald Trump's 1980's 'Murica Remixed, which subsequently took Obama's globalist cool-kid visage out behind the shed and executed it Undertaker style.
Trump's streetfighter bravado has earned him quite a bit of cred, which has led to the development of some impressive merchandise. Two hundred years from now, when historians pore over his presidency, they will cherish the exquisite cultural artifacts that were created during this time period.
Take this flag design, which depicts Trump cooly riding a tank in front of the Stars and Stripes while holding a large rifle, as an example:
Or perhaps they'll find this shirt of Sensei Trump about to crane kick some commies in the face:
Or maybe they'll appreciate the nuances of Rambo Trump, who wields the RPG of Liberty against all of freedom's foes:
Whatever the case may be, we think this new trend of epic presidential art should continue well into the future, lest our children and their children be deprived of such splendor.
But what would such art look like under a Biden presidency?
We at Not The Bee decided to preview some of what we can expect should Sleepy Joe officially win the election!
First, we start with an epic portrait of the strong and vigorous Biden overcoming the fractured foot he suffered during some light exercise in his yard:
Next, we see how the Democratic establishment plans to keep the mighty Biden alive until his essence can be transferred into a worthy vessel:
Here, we envision what Biden's presidential portrait might look like on the walls of future Emperor Xi's home at the White House:
Finally, we come to the magnum opus – the design that will adorn every flagpole and mantle under threat of punishment – depicting a triumphant Biden and the Left in their future victory over the final bastion of conservative thought in the nation. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
