This guy didn't quite make it into Border Patrol custody, but I bet he's still running scared.
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They missed one out in Chicago!
And am I the only one who thinks that vid looks like AI? Like, do Border Patrol agents really run like that? Can self-proclaimed illegal immigrants really maneuver a bicycle in such a way as this guy did?
I have so many questions!
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