Chicago cyclist taunts Border Patrol, tells them he's not a citizen, nearly finds out

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Davy Crockett

Sep 29, 2025

This guy didn't quite make it into Border Patrol custody, but I bet he's still running scared.

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They missed one out in Chicago!

And am I the only one who thinks that vid looks like AI? Like, do Border Patrol agents really run like that? Can self-proclaimed illegal immigrants really maneuver a bicycle in such a way as this guy did?

I have so many questions!


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