Oh, bless their hearts, Chris Rufo and Hannah Grossman have heroically unearthed the juiciest scoop of the century: Logs from the NSA's ultra-top-secret transgender sex chatroom.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Apparently, while the rest of us peasants are slaving away, NSA, CIA, and DIA employees are living their best lives, casually chatting about genital castration, artificial vaginas, and more.
[Warning: These chat logs are so explicit that I will not repost the screenshots here. Feel free to click through to Rufo's screenshots, but be warned this is adult content.]
And that's just the appetizer ... The main course features steamy debates on sex polycules, pee fetishes, and group sex, all expertly conducted on the taxpayer's dime.
Truly, the government efficiency we all dream of.
Man, I hope Elon uses that chainsaw...
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