The woke are a bunch of jealous meanies.
To prove this hypothesis, let me show you a normal post from a person who loves his family:
Here was the reaction to this post (language warning):
It wasn't just a few people, though. It triggered headlines from national media outlets:
The whole controversy seemingly stemmed from the fact that the wokey wokes thought Pratt was trashing ex-wife Anna Faris and their son, who was born with health problems.
Here was Pratt's reaction to all the hate:
The 42-year-old Marvel actor recorded a series of Instagram Stories during which he talked about running and praised God.
Pratt said he went to bed feeling "upset and depressed" and woke up Friday "feeling crappy," so he decided to go for a run in the woods and listen to some Christian music.
"I knew that if put on my Christian music playlist and I got out in the woods and ran, that I'd feel better. But I just didn't want to," the "Jurassic World" star admitted.
Pratt said he went for a run anyway, and the faith-inspired songs got his blood pumping. "Gosh was I right! It felt amazing!" Pratt said. "God sat there right next to me."
The experience even made him "get emotional," and he "felt like there was another in the fire standing next to me … That moment really captured me. And so I just want to say, all glory to God!"
"Get some exercise, maybe listen to some good worship music and or maybe get the [W]ord in because it really helped me this morning," Pratt recommended to his followers.
Christian music? Bible reading? Feeling depressed by all the haters??
Yeah, seems like an evil, vindictive dude who hates his ex-wife and his son and wanted to dunk on them.
Why is Chris Pratt the dividing line in our sociopolitical world?
What a time to be alive!!
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