DOGE genius Big Balls takes on eight "thugs" to protect woman from DC carjacking ๐Ÿ˜ค

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According to Fox News, former Department of Government Efficiency employee Edward Coristine, affectionately known as "Big Balls," gave his all to protect a woman from eight "teens" that tried to steal a woman's car.

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DOGE software engineer Marko Elez says he took this iconic pic.

The New York Post has more:

Coristine and a woman were near downtown DC on Sunday morning when a group of juveniles approached them and made โ€˜a comment about taking the vehicle,' according to the report.

Sunday morning, folks. That's how bad the carjacking spree has gotten in DC.

โ€˜At that point, for her safety, [Coristine] pushed his significant other โ€ฆ into the vehicle and turned to deal with the suspects,' the dramatic report continues.

โ€˜The suspects then began to assault [Coristine],' the ex-DOGE staffer told officers, who rolled up on the scene at the same time he was being attacked.

DC police arrested two youths related to the assault.

Say what you want about the guy, he certainly lives up to his name.

President Donald Trump weighed in on Truth Social after the attack, threatening to federalize DC.

Crime in Washington, D.C., is totally out of control. Local 'youths' and gang members, some only 14, 15, and 16-years-old, are randomly attacking, mugging, maiming, and shooting innocent Citizens, at the same time knowing that they will be almost immediately released โ€ฆ If D.C. doesn't get its act together, and quickly, we will have no choice but to take Federal control of the City, and run this City how it should be run, and put criminals on notice that they're not going to get away with it anymore.

In a turn of events, Big Balls seems to have united not only the country, but Trump and Elon Musk again ๐Ÿ‘‡

One more thought from lawyer James Burnham, who served as general counsel for DOGE for six months:

In a sane nation, men like Edward Coristine or Daniel Penny would be given national honors, parades, knighthoods, and rewards.


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