I'm sorry, CNN, am I really supposed to feel some guilt here for voting for Trump?
Should I really be sad that a man who has spent years breaking our laws has decided to leave the country before he's forced to do so?
Oh no! Did someone decide to stop breaking the law?
Is someone going home after years of flouting the law of the land in America?

To be clear, I am very glad that this man, unlike many other illegal aliens, is actually doing the right thing by staying with his family, keeping them together, while complying with immigration laws.
Thanks for the report, CNN!
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