This is real. This is not parody:

Check the logo in the top left corner of the website you're on right now. This is NOT The Babylon Bee.

This person really just said her gender changes all the time, sometimes by the hour, and thus, so do her pronouns, and she wears color-coded bracelets so people know what pronouns they must use for her so she doesn't get offended. 😭

Take me now, God, please just take me now. 😭