They aren't technically fortune cookies, but the sales trends for cookies sold by Lochel's Bakery in Hatboro, PA, have the uncanny ability to foretell the future.

Each election cycle, Lochel's owner, Kathleen Lochel, bakes up batches of election themed cookies bearing the names and colors of both the Republican and Democrat candidates. And it turns out that the public's appetite for said cookies is a pretty strong predictor of election outcome.

Lochel's "Cookie Poll" has accurately predicted the outcome of the last three elections!

So which candidate is best satisfying the public's appetite this cycle?

As of Monday morning, the clear winner, by a 6 TO 1 MARGIN is …

DONALD TRUMP!

"… right now," Lochel told Fox News, "Donald Trump is still in the lead… we've sold about 28,000 [of Trump's] cookies to 5,000 [of Biden's]."

Hey, with polls and pundits about as reputable and reliable as used car salesmen, trusting a cookie poll makes about as much sense as trusting any other.