The Cracker Barrel Old Country Store is leaving Portland due to the loss of revenue that many businesses have experienced in the crime-riddled communist utopia.

Earlier this month the retail giant Walmart announced it would be closing its Portland locations, only a few months after Nike boarded up its stores in Portlandia.

An increase in theft and a decrease in business over the past few years has led the company to announce that they have just closed the three remaining stores in the Portland area.

"As a standard course of business, we continually evaluate the performance of our stores, using various criteria to ensure we are meeting the needs of our guests and our business," the company said in a statement.

"With that, we are saddened that we have been unable to overcome the impact the pandemic had on our business and have made the difficult decision to close the Beaverton, Tualatin, and Bend locations on March 20. The decision to close a store is never one we take lightly, and our focus right now is in assisting our impacted employees during this transition."

Now I'm sure all of these prosperous companies fleeing a major U.S. city is just a coincidence and has absolutely nothing to do with the garbage politics of said city.

But then again, I could be wrong.