Well, would you look at that?
New York's ingenious plan to stop subway turnstile hoppers turned out to be a complete waste of time and money.
The spikes literally did nothing!
Guys, we literally reported on the installation of these spikes ONE DAY AGO:
All the punks had to do was put their hands in a different spot.
New York, it's time to move on to plan B or C or whatever one actually stops the crime.
I've got an idea, but they aren't going to like it.

Whatever it takes, right?
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