Pastor: “Let us profess our faith today in the words of the Sparkle Creed” 🦄
· Jun 28, 2023 ·



Imagine being Satan right now. Not only is your job of deceiving people easier than any century in history, but it's so clownish that you're getting tons of laughs in the process!

Some context:

It's truly a thing to behold. I'd laugh more at these people if they weren't in serious danger of the fires of hell, but I'm gonna laugh endlessly at their stupid "sparkle" god like Elijah laughed at the prophets of Baal.


I want to focus on one line of this drivel if you'll give me a moment.

I believe in the rainbow Spirit, who shatters our image of one white light and refracts it into a rainbow of gorgeous diversity.

If you've read Lord of The Rings, you might remember that the wizard Saruman the White turned his robes into rainbow colors.

"For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!'

I [Gandalf] looked then and saw that his robes, which had seemed white, were not so, but were woven of all colours, and if he moved they shimmered and changed hue so that the eye was bewildered.

I liked white better,' I said.

White!' he sneered. 'It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken.'

In which case it is no longer white,' said I. 'And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.'

I'll leave ya with a little Chesterton:


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