Somewhere deep in his Beijing fortress, Supreme Leader Xi Jingping is watching this on repeat and laughing so hard that he can't finish his bowl of noodles:

Are service members allowed to have a little R&R?

Of course.

Should they be using an app controlled by the Communist Party of China to post streams of themselves in their barracks dancing like frat-girl cheerleaders?

What an embarrassment and an utter failure of discipline and decorum.

I think we need to get back to basics.

Because when an equally matched enemy comes along for the next fight – and there is always a next fight – our woke, dancing soldiers are going to have a serious wake-up call to the realities of war.