Dancing Army privates? Yeah, we're doomed.

Jesse James

Jan 17, 2022

Somewhere deep in his Beijing fortress, Supreme Leader Xi Jingping is watching this on repeat and laughing so hard that he can't finish his bowl of noodles:

Are service members allowed to have a little R&R?

Of course.

Should they be using an app controlled by the Communist Party of China to post streams of themselves in their barracks dancing like frat-girl cheerleaders?

What an embarrassment and an utter failure of discipline and decorum.

I think we need to get back to basics.

Because when an equally matched enemy comes along for the next fight – and there is always a next fight – our woke, dancing soldiers are going to have a serious wake-up call to the realities of war.


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