This is really where we're at in 2024. It's not parody, it's not satire, it's just the Democrats and what they've become in the wake of "Orange Man Bad."
Our favorite WaPo journalist, Taylor Lorenz, was there (because of course).
Look at some of the stuff at the event:
Married Catholic father of three = Most Awkward Man in America
Because JD Vance had "relations" with a couch. Get it? So funny!
People that are apparently "hot"
A prize wheel that included condoms, blindfolds, and lube
A condom with "Fâ Project 2025" on it
Sexually transmitted disease and pregnancy tests
Yes, that last picture is the gum-ball machine that dispenses Plan B abortion pills. Women can take these pills after a night of gratuitous sex with strangers to kill any child they might have accidentally created.
Abortion pill candy machine
These people are literally high on abortion!
They're putting all their eggs in the abortion basket and they're not even worried about how that makes them look.
Tells you a whole lot about the modern American voter.
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