People are saying Kamala's teleprompter malfunctioned on her yesterday, and given how awkward this is I hope they're right.
The cringe-ometer just broke as well.
We called Biden "President Teleprompter" but Kamala's complete reliance on this crutch may be worse.
I am going to go ahead and transcribe the entire word salad mess for you, not because I enjoy the pain, but because I will gladly suffer for you, dear reader.
Remember his number? 32! Today we've got 32 days until the election.
(Maniacal laugh, panic, deep sigh)
So 32 days. 32 days. Okay, we've got some business to do. We've got some business to do. Alright. 32 days. And we know, we will do it.
(Trained Seal Audience erupts for no reason)
And! And this is going to be a very tight race until the very end. This is going to be a very tight race until the very end. We are the underdog. And we know we have some hard work ahead.
The woman can't think of what to say next. Literally just goes into repeat mode until they can get the teleprompter back on track. This candidate is a disaster.
And she's the underdog of course. Even though she's the incumbent, essentially, she has the entire media on her side. She has the establishment on her side. She has all of the institutional powers on her side.
But she wants you to think this is a ground up campaign.
What a goober!
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