All I can say at this point is ... lol.

Yep, that's Star Wars now - a generic, flavorless sci-fi show about gay stuff.

The galaxy far, far away has been on life support for some time, but it really is dead now, isn't it?

The cancer finally got it.

Fans might recognize that last name.

Remember this Jedi master who told Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan that the Sith had been extinct for a thousand years? 👇

Well, according to Acolyte, not only was he alive decades before he was born in canon, but he also apparently forgot all the events of Acolyte!

So to sum up:

Not only are they inserting 21st-century American gender identity into a fictional galaxy on the other side of the universe, but they also don't actually know Star Wars lore and pay the loosest of lip service to it.

At least they have a [checks notes] bad guy who can Force-float?

But I am the problem for noticing the lack of talent in their cringe, preachy show:

To think of what might have been...

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