Yesterday, I put on my theobro cap and wrote at length about the rancid trash that is Disney's Acolyte.

If you need a recap, here are the show's lesbian space witches (yes, you read that correctly) talking about how they don't need no man:

Yeah, that's Star Wars now.

After this pukeworthy third episode, the audience score on Rotten Tomatoes dropped from 26% to 20% by Thursday morning:

Compare this to two other abject disasters that Disney created to ruin Star Wars:

I've read about a thousand replies at this point, but THIS was the most brutal by far:

Truly horrific.

The woke team that produced this undigestible offal thought they were making a beautiful 👏 historic 👏 inclusive 👏 story in a galaxy, far, far away.

They thought inserting 21st-century American ideology about ethnicity, Marxist oppression, and sexuality into a beloved sci-fi universe would bring greater harmony and understanding in the world.

Instead, all they did was create two more black kids without a dad!

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