Donny McWokerson Lemon wants you to know he's not a political person and that he's a stunning and brave reporter whose very presence drove the Orange Terror from our shores.
He also wants you to know that the only political party "operating in reality" are the Democrats:
Good joke, Don!
Last time I checked, the Democratic Party of sCiEnCe didn't believe in objective truth or reality any more.
In fact, I've heard them hold some profoundly immoral, unscientific, and unhinged positions that defy logic in favor of feels and #YourTruth.
Don't just take my word for it though!
I can only imagine that Lemon has soured on the idea of journalism and is now pursuing his dream of stand-up comedy:
"I'm not a political person. I'm a person who lives in reality. I'm a journalist."
