It's seems like DEI has got its tentacles wrapped around every industry out there, and I'm gonna tell you right now, Dungeons and Dragons will not be the chosen hero that slays this foul beast. In fact, it's quite the contrary.
For instance, right now, they're out here throwing expensive Pride dice to conjure the money of rainbow shape shifters.
And their rich, white executives like former Executive Producer Kyle Brink, have used the magic words to placate the woke diversity mob.
But even after all that pandering, their new players' guide is downright hilarious in its attempts to add diVerSity to the game.
For example, there used to be a lot of complaints that orcs were somehow racially representative of black people, so they've fixed that in this version, and not just by changing the word races to species when referring to the different types of characters in the game.
NOPE!!!
The Orcs are Mexican now.
You cannot make this stuff up!
And that's not all.
I wonder how high you have to roll for these gay barista dwarves to get your drink order right.
Or to get these lesbian elves to stop yelling about the Patriarchy?
But are we really including everyone without some handicapped representation?
Wheelchair gunslinger requires a roll of 19 to escape any battle.
The pièce de résistance, though, has to be this new paladin.
You might recognize her face from somewhere.
Let's check out some of her "abilities":
And my personal favorite.
So will this be the end of Dungeons and Dragons?
Moms with 40-year-old sons still living in their basements sure hope so!
P.S. Now check out our latest video 👇
