I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
"It'S dAy 374 oF bEiNg A wOmAn!" 🥴
If you didn't watch the video above, which I wouldn't blame you for, Dylan Mulvaney says he's dressed up all nice and pretty because he's about to go deliver a speaking engagement at the University of Pittsburgh.
Since I know these figures are publicly available (because the firms that represent speakers publish their speaking fees) I could not help myself from searching how much loot Dylan is bagging per speaking engagement.
Put your food down for a sec...
Talent agency one has Dylan at $30,000 – $50,000 per live event:
Those numbers might be a bit outdated, because talent agency two has Dylan at $56,000 – $60,000 per speaking engagement:
And I was curious so I clicked on the "fee note":
$56K for a virtual appearance? MAN! Literally.
Imagine getting paid 60 racks for a 45-minute speech. I don't want to hear anyone ever say again the society doesn't incentivize trans madness.
Dylan is being honored at the highest levels of government and getting paid HUGE amounts of money to be an insufferable, narcissistic grown man who pretends to be a woman (and sometimes a six-year-old girl).
Stop the planet, I want off.