When you read a story like this, you immediately think a teacher made an unfortunate mistake, accidentally showing the Winnie-the-Pooh slasher pic "Blood and Honey" instead of the beloved Disney Winnie-the-Pooh cartoon to their fourth grade class.

And if we were living in the rational world of the recent past, that would be a good assumption, but we live in the age where too many teachers are complicit in the mental degradation, physical mutilation, and sexual molestation of their charges.

And so…

A Miami Springs math teacher at The Academy of Innovative Education purposefully showed a group of 9-year olds a movie that features Winnie the Pooh losing his stuffing when Christopher Robbins goes to college with a gory rampage through the Hundred Acre Woods, mostly murdering naked college girls.

The movie is bad enough that China outright banned it (though that might also be because their president resembles a certain cuddly bear — don't you just want to pinch Xi's cheeks?)

The Florida children pleaded with the teacher to turn the movie off but to no avail.

Twin girls reported the event to their mother who contacted the school. Mrs Vera Hersch, the head of the charter school said,

"The Academy for Innovative Education has become aware that a segment of a horror movie was shown to fourth graders, Monday, October 2, 2023, that was not suitable for the age group. Our administration promptly addressed this issue directly with the teacher and has taken appropriate action to ensure the safety and well-being of students.

"We are actively monitoring the students and our mental health counselor and principal have already met with those students who have expressed concerns."

So, the school offered counseling to the traumatized children and has "addressed the issue" with the teacher.

Not fired.

"Addressed the issue."

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