Her Imperial Highness Gretchen Whitmer, the glorious True Empress of the Mitten State (May She Live Forever), has decreed that her subjects may once again see the light of the sun should they follow her electoral wishes.
Speaking in an interview Sunday, Whitmer proclaimed that the poor, huddled masses may once again be allowed to worship in church, breathe the air freely, and experience basic human freedoms if they appoint Biden to the highest post in the land.
"If you're tired of lockdowns, or you're tired of wearing masks, or you wish you were in church this morning or watching college football or your kids were in-person instruction, it is time for change in this country, and that's why we've got to elect Joe Biden," said the Radiantly Glorious One in her interview with NBC.
Several unappreciative peasants criticized her words on social media (a dangerous move considering Twitter's newfound penchant for censorship). How dare they speak against Her Majesty! I'll bet these rabble-rousers also support things like the Michigan Supreme Court that shot down her edicts as unconstitutional!!
Whitmer then went on to rail against Trump, blaming him for the 'Rona and inciting domestic terrorism.
Just remember, fine citizens, Eric Trump and others have been blasted for suggesting that Leftists are using COVID-19 to advance their agenda, touting #SCIENCE! whenever anyone criticizes their aims. But it's not like any of them have actually said this whole virus thing is a "tremendous opportunity" for their aspirations.
