Passion. Drama. A modern tale of forbidden love?

You may have noticed that the House chamber was rather loud.

That's because the raucous political monkeys are about to vote for a new House Speaker.

I assume AOC is reminding Matt Gaetz that Republicans need to pick a flaccid, malleable oaf if they only want Dems and their media pals to only be a little mean to the GOP instead of really mean.

The GOP HATES when people are mean to them. That's the worst!

At least Gaetz seems to not have listened to the fresh face of Marxism. He nominated the based Jim Jordan for the position over milquetoast Kevin McCarthy.

Anyway, here's to the symbol of total gridlock in Washington (except all those bills where Republicans will betray their voters so they can be invited to the cool parties in DC!).