Episcopal Church creates app that lets you choose your own "queer" or "feminist" theology ๐Ÿ˜‘
ยท Oct 27, 2022 ยท NottheBee.com

You know what would really make Christianity hip and cool? If we inserted "queer", "feminist", "CRT", and other woke BS into it and let people believe whatever the heck they want about the King of kings and Lord of lords!

That's the ticket!

At least, that's how I guess the meeting went when the Episcopal Church decided to release this promotion designed to engage the young folks.

Thanks to Woke Preacher Clips for finding this absolute affront to Jesus Christ:

This church is promoting a "do-it-yourself spirituality" and the entire message is that it doesn't matter what you believe. It's all about being "authentic."

Just a reminder that Satan is the master of "DIY spirituality" and "authenticity."

From Genesis 3:

Now the serpent was the most cunning of all the wild animals that the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, "Did God really say, โ€˜You can't eat from any tree in the garden'?"

The woman said to the serpent, "We may eat the fruit from the trees in the garden. But about the fruit of the tree in the middle of the garden, God said, โ€˜You must not eat it or touch it, or you will die.'"

"No! You will certainly not die," the serpent said to the woman. "In fact, God knows that when you eat it your eyes will be opened and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."

Did God REALLY say?

Be true to yourself, little humans! After all, that's who you're supposed to worship, right?

What they'll have is an authentic spirituality that connects them with the divine.

Those who have the time and opportunity to study theology know that there's feminist theology and queer theology and so many other facets of theology. But not everyone who's in church knows about that.

You know, just reading the Bible you'd think it would reject all these worldly theories, but no, you can jam God Almighty into whatever stupid woke box you want according to this dude!

These people believe Jesus Christ, His Word, and His Church should all come second to your personal political preference of the age.

But wait, it gets even worse!

Why go to church and talk with an actual spiritual leader when you could instead talk to an AI robot that will tell you whatever you want?

 

 

No wonder the mainline denominations are all failing. It's like they're in a running gun battle to see who can bow before Satan the quickest.


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