Well, presidential candidate Literally Anybody Else is back in the news again.
This time for the letter he received from the Federal Election Commission, threatening his campaign for not filing the true name of their candidate.
Of course, the joke is on them because Literally Anybody Else is his legal name.
The letter said,
It has come to the attention of the Federal Election Commission that you may have failed to include the true, correct, or complete committee information.
Knowingly and willfully making any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation to a federal government agency, including the Federal Election Commission, is punishable under the provisions of 18 U.S.C. § 1001 The Commission may report apparent violations to the appropriate law enforcement authorities. 52 U.S.C. § 30107(a)(9).
Literally Anybody Else seemed amused by the whole situation: no big deal.
He'll just have to send in an affirmation that Literally Anybody Else is his legal name.
It turned out that the reporter on the story just couldn't believe Anybody would change their name to Anybody.
The reporter agreed to revise the article.
My only question is what do we call him when he wins?
President Else?
President Anybody Else?
And who will his VP be? None Of These Candidates?
I mean that's going to be quite the byline for four years:
"Anybody Else's administration is sending None of These Candidates to the border to deal with the crisis."
(What a time to be alive.)
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