Lesbian pleads guilty to lying about her ex committing "first crime in space"

So many layers here!

Summer Worden is a former Air Force intelligence officer who was "married" to another woman, NASA astronaut and Army Colonel Anna McClain (our military is SO gay 😂😭) accused her ex-"wife" of illegally accessing her bank account in space.

Summer Worden, 50, faces up to five years in prison and a $250,000 maximum fine for falsely alleging that top NASA astronaut and then-spouse Anna McClain accessed Worden's bank account from the International Space Station, the US Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Texas said in a press release.
Worden's guilty plea Thursday put an end to a bitter legal feud with McClain.

(This is a good place to note that lesbian women have the highest rates of intimate partner violence, with psychological abuse being the most common form of aggression.)

Worden alleged McClain had guessed the password and illegally accessed her bank account in January 2019 while the pair was still married and McClain was deployed on a six-month mission to the International Space Station, prosecutors said.

The story went viral, with the couple's 6-year-old son in the middle of the custody battle:

The false claim sparked an investigation by the Federal Trade Commission and NASA's Inspector General, the New York Times reported.

As it turns out, the whole thing was made up, adding another historic achievement for lesbians everywhere. Worden will be sentenced for the crime on February 12.

My favorite comment was this one:

To be fair to the ladies, the reason why women have a higher tendency toward slander and psychological attacks, as opposed to the male tendency toward physical aggression, is because men and women are different (a shock, I know!).

We're equally as mean, just in different ways 😭