Ladies who have been complaining about the Patriarchy by filming themselves in Handmaid's Tale dresses for TikTok, I have a way for you to achieve true equality of outcomes that will throw off the shackles of male privilege forever!

Rise up, feminists everywhere!

Get yourself a job on a drill rig!

As a bonus, you can subvert male expectations by not shaving, washing, or using any beauty products during your 20-hour shift of hard labor. You won't even need to worry about the #MaleGaze when you're done!

You may not know it, but there are thousands of specialized jobs just like this, where rugged men have to perform backbreaking work to provide the water, food, fuel, and infrastructure that allows a single Starbucks latte like the one you're drinking right now to be made.

Sign up today, and smash the Patriarchy!!

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