So, this happened.

The officer was killed when the still-armed rooster slashed his femoral artery with a razor sharp spur called a "gaff."

Yeah, a gaff.

Can we just end 2020 now and call it a year? I'll miss Christmas and all, but at this rate I don't want to risk Netflix releasing a sequel to Cuties, Cardi B and Mazie Hirono releasing a duet, and Santa's sleigh crashing into St. Patrick's Cathedral.