A team of the top linguistic scholars on Earth would not be able to decipher what the heck Biden was trying to say in this clip

Doc Holliday

Oct 30, 2020

The heck was he trying to say here?

"I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize truindenashendubbabapresser"?

Here, I e n h a n c e d it for you:

"Truiddidernashehdubudupressure"?

"Chewinderdashdibubbabapresher"?

"Trueindenashubrudepression"?

I give up.

Sounded like he morphed into Robert Tilton and started speaking in tongues.

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