Check out this Florida man lay waste to other boats and a dock as he smashes his way through a local marina!

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Brendan Sheridan, 32, was allegedly drunk when he decided to try to park at the Bayfront Park Marina in Sarasota on Saturday. In the full video, he starts by casually backing into two other boats before pulling the craft around and accelerating into another boat docked at the marina.

You'd think Sheridan would instinctively reverse, but due to his blood alcohol level, a general misunderstanding of how boats work, or the sheer disadvantage of being a man from Florida, this aspiring navigator doubles down and accelerates again, smashing into docked boats a second time and wrecking a dock!

Classic Florida man!