Road rage never tasted so good.
This Florida man was so incredibly road-raged that he pulled out his leftover pasta and tossed it into the car he was raging with.
Seriously, this dude just up and wasted his pasta like that!
Bro, one stop at the Olive Garden and you think you own the streets, huh? Those never-ending breadsticks got you feeling ultra-royal.
The road rage incident stemmed from "glaring headlights," according to the affidavit. Goins allegedly chucked pasta with sauce through his passenger window, and it hit a man who was driving. He escaped the pasta attack unscathed and without injuries, though probably a bit sauce-stained on his arm, legs and torso, according to the affidavit.
Goins was later found with the same food stains on the right sleeve of his shirt.
See that dude over there with the pasta sauce on his sleeve. That's the guy.
🤣🤣🤣
And believe it or not, while I was googling this story, I came across another recent pasta-infused road rage story.
This Indiana woman not only threw her spaghetti at a pregnant woman during a road rage, she flashed a gun at her too.
According to the victim, Pride nearly hit her car when the two vehicles were turning onto 46th Street. The pregnant victim, who had other children in her car at the time, told police that Pride flashed a silver handgun at her.
Pride allegedly began to follow and tailgate the victim. At the intersection of Moller Road and 38th Street, Pride is accused of throwing a container of spaghetti out her window.
Again, I'm just kind of upset that people just be wasting pasta like that. Seriously, is pasta like the new road rage drug or something?
Get it together out there, people!!
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