Florida might be free, but it also has 7-FOOT GATORS THAT WAIT FOR YOU IN YOUR GARAGE 😱
· Mar 3, 2021 · NottheBee.com

In Florida, you don't have to wear a mask or wonder when the government will open restaurants and schools again.

At the same time, with that freedom comes giant gators that want to MURDER YOU IN YOUR OWN HOME.

Check out this dude who recently pulled one such gator out of a garage in Fort Myers after the homeowner said she opened her door to find the monster hissing at her:

The guy is wearing an "alligator trapper" shirt, so I assume he's a pro. That being said, he went into a garage to catch a dinosaur with a pair of Crocs (ironic power move) and shorts on. Baller move, dude. Florida man don't care if his legs get chewed on!

My favorite part? How he just ties the gator to the tree like its no big deal.

Without breaking a sweat, he then takes out some tape from his t-shirt pocket and casually winds it around the beast's jaws.

I'll amend my original statement: Florida might have gators, but with awesome dudes like this, I think I might just be on the next plane ride down!

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