Okay, this is pretty funny right here. Apparently, Europe is experiencing a massive heat wave right now, and this cinema decided to, well, I'm not even sure how to say it…
Yeah, that's real.
And here's a link to Showcase Cinema's website just in case you think that's a parody account or something.
Yup, real.
Cuz nothing says Ginger acceptance like a free show at your local cinema based on the fact that, like a vampire, if you catch even one ray of sun you'll be reduced to ashes and never be seen again.
Experts say the UK is soon to witness its hottest EVER days on record and since redheads are often more vulnerable than most to the sun's rays, we're giving them shelter from the sun inside our fully air conditioned cinema screens to catch the latest blockbusters for no cost at all!
If you've got red hair, grab a free ticket from the cinema box office for a film showing on Monday 18 and/or Tuesday 19 July, get yourself an ICEE and keep cool at Showcase. You'll be able to watch Chris Hemsworth reprise his role as Thor in the Thor: Love and Thunder, experience the roots of rock and roll in the big screen biopic Elvis, laugh out loud with the Minions in Minions: The Rise of Gru, and so much more.
A couple questions came to mind here:
- What if I just went out and got some orange hair dye?
- Will you be showing flicks with prominent redheads like Ed Sheeran or maybe Lindsay Lohan?
- Is this like a full day pass? Because the sun's up for quite a while this time of year.
- Is this a trap? I know some people believe Gingers to be evil, so you better not be trying to pull anything here by getting them all to show up.
Anyhow, I guess tell all your red-headed English friends about this.
And if you're not a redhead, someone capable of surviving for more than four seconds in the sun's rays, well, you're out of luck, buddy.
Maybe next time!
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