Imagine you're an illegal alien in Portland. You've been arrested for possessing meth and driving while intoxicated, but the woke authorities just let you live your life. You're living the dream.
Then one day, your best amigo decides it would be fun to shine a laser at a Homeland Security helicopter with federal agents from Customs and Border Patrol onboard.
After all, they couldn't possibly see you from the sky, right?
You can see the upstanding "undocumented immigrants" in the photo here:
What the FBI, Border Patrol, and ICE did not expect, however, was to get four criminals for the price of one!
Four random guys decide to shine a laser at a federal helicopter and all of them are illegals, including one guy who has been here since the Glock 26 and the original animated "Lion King" movie released 31 years ago during the first term of President Bill Clinton.
A few comments:
"These four illegal aliens endangered the lives of our CBP personnel, the safety of every other aircraft in flight during the time and put everyone on the ground in immediate danger. DHS law enforcement is facing a 1,000% increase in attacks against them," said Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin of Homeland Security.
While I want our boys in blue to be safe, I don't want to discourage criminal foreigners from doing stupid things that get themselves caught!
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