So of course the left-of-Lenin Marvel villain known as CA Gov. Gavin Newsom tried to flex on TX Gov. Abbott on Twitter:
"Absolutely reckless," he probably whispered as he posted this, with a slight lisp for some reason.
Unfortunately for Newsom, Texas native and big-brain-haver Allie Beth Stuckey saw his tweet and decided to body him on the spot:
Flawless victory, fatality. No coming back from that.
P.S. Allie, come work for us.