Gavin Newsom tries to virtue signal about Texas reopening, promptly gets bodied by Allie Beth Stuckey.
· Mar 3, 2021 ·

Yes, the great state of Texas has reopened.

So of course the left-of-Lenin Marvel villain known as CA Gov. Gavin Newsom tried to flex on TX Gov. Abbott on Twitter:

"Absolutely reckless," he probably whispered as he posted this, with a slight lisp for some reason.

Unfortunately for Newsom, Texas native and big-brain-haver Allie Beth Stuckey saw his tweet and decided to body him on the spot:

Flawless victory, fatality. No coming back from that.

P.S. Allie, come work for us.

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