Why didn't the fathers of these stunning and brave citizens teach them how to drive a manual?

You want to be grateful that these guys are too dumb while at the same time shaking your head over just how dumb they were.

Unfortunately, the victim in the case did sustain injuries:

Investigators say they pistol-whipped the man who ran back into the business. ...

FOX 5's Melanie Alnwick says the carjacking was thwarted when the suspects attempted to flee in the man's Porsche but were unable to operate the vehicle's manual transmission.

The car owner is reportedly recovering from his injuries. No arrests have apparently been made in the case as of Thursday morning.

Oh, just because we keep a running total on all our recent stories about carjackings in the greater DC area, here's the compilation we'll be adding this article to:

The perps in this case should be easy enough to find — at the very least you know they're driving an automatic!

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