Get those "Trump's a Nazi" signs back out, libs, cuz German Chancellor Friedrich Merz just gifted Trump his grandfather, Friedrich Trump's, German birth certificate from 1869!

A little background:
Friedrich Trump immigrated from Bavaria to America in 1885, not once informing immigration officials that he was a secret member of the Nazi Party (that's a joke).
I'm told Friedrich was initially a barber, but then moved on to bigger and better things, such as hotels and restaurants -- not to mention being grandfather to America's best president ever.
Can't wait to see where Trump hangs this in the White House!
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