"Real Mugshots of Portland" should definitely be a series. Is this one the GOAT? If it's not the GOAT it's definitely a GOAT contender. Top 10 easy. 🐐

I don't really know what to say about this photograph so I'll just give you the brief facts. She was arrested today in Portland as a loyal comrade of the Revolution and her name is ... really ... Misty Dawn Poolebohannon.

I'm not trying to make fun of a lady's name, but, you know, you combine a pic like that with a name like that and certain questions begin to arise naturally.

Like, why ... y'know what, I won't even.