Remember the Japanese guy, Toco, who spent thousands of dollars to become a dog?
Well now, guess what? Toco doesn't want to be a dog anymore. Apparently it's just too tough of a life for him.
Such a sad day for Toco!
Almost as bad as that time he had to wear the cone of shame.
Here's the scooper:
A Japanese man who shelled out over $14,000 on a realistic dog costume so he could become a border collie now says he hopes to fulfill his 'dream' of turning into a different animal.
Toco the Human Collie said the challenges of moving like a dog have led him to consider imitating a host of other animals, as well.
'Dogs and humans have different bone structures and the way they bend their legs and arms, so it's very difficult to make movements that look like this,' Toco said.
'I might realistically be able to become another dog, a panda or a bear,' Toco told Japanese news outlet WanQol. 'A fox or a cat would also be nice, but they are too small for humans to try.'
You mean to tell me that it's not comfortable trying to be a dog?
Boy, I never would've guessed!
This is the trans movement in a nutshell, folks: Spend all your money trying to become something you're not, become dissatisfied with what you've become, and then spend money to become something new.
It really never ends, folks.
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