Mountain Dew is one of the most insanely tasty sodas on the market. Heck, it may just be the best one. Argue all you want, but I ain't budgin'. You can have your Dr. Pepper (amazing); go ahead and drink up all that Coca-Cola (mmmmm); but nothing compares to the citrusy goodness of an ice-cold Mountain Dew.

Nothing.

And that's why I believe this idea right here is surely one that will have a bad ending for many folks:

Yup. It's happening.

Mountain Dew's much-anticipated boozy drinks have hit store shelves but it's only available in Tennessee, Florida, and Iowa. But fans have no need to worry because the company plans to distribute the drink in other states soon.

The Boston Beer Company and PepsiCo collaborated on the new drink called Hard MTN DEW. Adults of legal drinking age can enjoy four flavors: Baja Blast, watermelon, black cherry and original Dew.

The new flavored malt beverage contains 5% alcohol, available in 24-ounce single-serve cans and a variety pack of a dozen 12-ounce cans.

Now, I'm fair game for a good craft beer or a glass of wine, sure. So I'm not talking bad about alcohol here. All I'm saying is that putting alcohol in Mountain Dew—the best soda on the planet—might be a bad idea.

However, I might have to drive over to Iowa and see if I can find any...