Look, before you dismiss this as crockery, just consider for a moment: It could be true. I mean, possibly. Maybe.

A Florida man has been arrested for attempting to break into the Patrick Space Force Base using a stolen truck to warn the U.S. government of a war between aliens and Chinese dragons.

Corey Johnson, 29, of Ocala, Florida, was arrested on Friday. His arrest affidavit noted that he stole a 2013 Ford F-150 three days before driving to the Patrick Space Force Base located in Brevard County.

Hold on...he had the truck for how long?

Well, I'd kinda like to know what he was doing before he went up to the base. Although actually I guess he sorta told them already:

According to his arrest affidavit, Johnson said he was ordered by President Biden in his head to steal the truck and drive it to the Space Force base to "warn the government' about "U.S. aliens fighting with Chinese dragons."

Now, folks, obviously this man is unwell and in need of help. On the other hand...President Joe Biden does have a history of talking into peoples' heads:

I'm just saying!

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