In our nation's capital! Not a care in the world.

My three favorite parts of this masterpiece of a short clip are as follows:

3.) The lady who just nonchalantly walks by the ski-masked-up goons without a care in the world:

2.) This thug is wearing Jordans while stealing household cleaning items:

1.) This guy who kind of waddles out of nowhere and appears on the scene at the end like E.T. or something:

Just another day in D.C. 🤷‍♂️