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Here’s how people go Christmas shopping in Chiraq

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Annie Oakley

Dec 11, 2023

Tis the season for five-fingered discounts, fa-la-la-la-la bang-bang-bang-bang!

Ah, the gun-free, progressive city of Chicago!


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