How fun! Here are all the executive orders Biden plans to unleash during his second week as president

If you felt a little dizzy after Biden's barrage of executive orders last week, you might want to sit down for this one.

During his second week in office, Biden plans to fire off new orders in full-auto, mowing down anyone and anything that stands in his path.

To add to the fun, Biden has decided that each day's orders will have a theme:

Monday: "Buy American" – After poleaxing thousands of union jobs last week, Joe is throwing a bone to the little guy, ordering federal agencies to buy from American businesses when possible. Sure, those businesses might be crushed under insane levels of upcoming regulation and taxation (if they're not closed due to lockdowns, that is), but whatever.

Tuesday: "Equity" AKA "Communism" – Hold on to your hats, folks. The Marxist agenda is about to pass Mach 1 as Biden prepares a bevy of racial "equity" orders. This likely includes the creation of a commission to keep an eye on local law enforcement and limiting local police stations' access to "military-style" equipment. Just like Biden thinks owning a 20-gauge shotgun with a dozen shells is enough to fulfill the purpose of the 2nd Amendment, police departments don't need access to modern things like body armor and armor piercing rounds. It's not like the bad guys use those things, right?

Wednesday: "Climate" – Biden is planning to host a leadership summit this Earth Day for our global elites to decide how to save Mother Gaia from all us polluting commoners. He will then sign an executive order that will make climate change a national security policy, paving the way for John Kerry to start making horrible policy decisions that wreck America once again!

Thursday: "Healthcare" – Get ready for your tax money to be used for international baby killing again! Biden is expected to overturn the Mexico City policy that bans U.S. funding for foreign organizations that provide or promote abortion. He will also overturn Trump's Title X order that prohibited any organization that promotes or provides abortion from receiving tax money (such as Planned Parenthood). Oh, and he'll act to re-strengthen the wonderfully horrible mess of Obamacare.

Friday: "Immigration" – In addition to nuking the border wall and adding illegal residents to the U.S. Census as a way of padding Democratic seats in Congress, Biden is expected to end his week by signing orders that will overhaul the asylum system and create a task force to reunify migrant families separated at the border. This isn't the worst thing in the world but assuredly is a political move to bring up those photos of "kids in cages" at the border blamed on Trump (but taken when a certain Mr. Biden was VP under Barack Obama).

I wonder what's next!

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